I HAVE BEEN ATTACKED BY THREE DOGS TODAY. THREE!!

And my brother is retarded and thinks the Mansion has turned into pasta.

I swear if someone has fucked with the water supply again...

Sent: Thursday 24th March, 11.20am

I'm going out of town for a few days. The Frog isn't allowed in the house.

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To celebrate the Pizzeria's nomination for the best in state, we'll be running a few promotions in the week leading up to the final announcement.

If you come in today and mention the competition, we'll add in an extra large drink and garlic bread to your order, free of charge.*

And uh.....I think we're running a raffle as well. Feliciano might be ( Read more... )

Wait.
Wait.
Wait.

Kiki is a guy!?

Why the fuck did no one tell me this sooner!?

Let alone the fact that he's LIVING IN MY FUCKING HOUSE.

I can't believe they- they're- they're out. Italia are-

Questo è in assoluto merda. L'Italia non dovrebbe avere perduto! Non al primo turno!

Ugh. I have such an annoying headache. I shouldn't have drunk so much Nonno's forcing me on a plane in 2 days and I haven't packed yet.
Not that I don't want to go to Italy- it's definitely better than the ( Read more... )

Ignore Feliciano.
I am not getting married dammit. Especially not to him

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